just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize