My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
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