i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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