so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
