i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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