So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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