you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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