why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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