Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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