I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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