So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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