Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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