Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
No subtext here. People are naked.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Shame is for Republicans.
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