with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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