S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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