You're so nebulous sometimes
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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