I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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