I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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