Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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