Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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