ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
i think im in europe. pls send help
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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