normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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