I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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