i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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