i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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