I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
His nipple licking is glorious
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