It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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