what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
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