Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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