you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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