when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
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