After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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