Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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