it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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