the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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