in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I think your dad took our porno
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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