he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
So squirting runs in the family.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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