Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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