The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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