It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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