Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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