? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
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