Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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