Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Acid is not a monday night drug
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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