What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
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