She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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