How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
two words: eviction party
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I can't turn off my feet"
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
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