well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
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