He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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