Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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