I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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