Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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